Take That kicked off the well-awaited, biggest night in the UK music calendar with a controversial performance of their new single ‘Kidz,’ accompanied by floods of dancers dressed as riot police. A proposed routine that was meant to be performed at the X Factor Final, but was apparently cut by Cowell due to the student riots at the end of last year. Did anyone think it was a surprise to see Jason Orange take more of a limelight, rather than the usual Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams duo? It was no blow when Take That were awarded the Best British Group – yet another Brit to go alongside the many after being in the business for 21 years.
Hosted by a reportedly nervous James Corden – a man who was more than well-suited for the job, however, he was scandalised that he wouldn’t behave himself. He appeared on stage handling the brand new Brit award by the renowned Dame Vivienne Westwood. Corden swiftly moved the show over to Dizzee Rascal to present the award he won last year for the British Male Solo Artist. As predicted, East Londoner and jack of all trades - Plan B received the award, a former rapper who transformed himself into a jazzy soul artist, for his latest album –
The Defamation of Strictland Banks. He put on an astonishing show of ‘She Said’ and ‘Prayin’ – complete with a prison riot theme and pyro, it ended in style with a ‘cop’ running across the stage on fire.
Adele pierced the bustling 02 London arena with vast emotion as she pulled off a striking performance of ‘Someone Like You’. It was beautiful and extremely shocking to view an extraordinarily bare act on The Brits, as you’re usually bombarded by money-pumped stage sets pervaded with hundreds of barely dressed dancers, pyrotechnics and distracting backdrops. It was a bit of a shame that Adele wasn’t bestowed an award this evening, as her recently released album ‘21’ just missed out on being placed for nominations.
There was a few award winning shockers. If there was one award winner which surprised many, it was the weird and wonderful Laura Marling who cut Cheryl Cole (the face that’s plastered everywhere) to the chase for The Britsh Female Solo Artist, presented by Boy George. Another accomplishment for the alternative spectre was given to Arcade Fire for the International Group Award who won over the enormous Eminem, Katy Perry, Cee Lo Green and Kings of Leon. To be honest, I am thanking god that Katy Perry wasn’t awarded with anything, we all know she doesn’t write her own songs, but why does someone get so much recognition for singing the shit analogy, “do you ever feel like a plastic bag?”

Tinie Tempah swept the Brits this evening, winning two out of the four nominations he received, his phenomenal first year in the glare of publicity he is now holding the title of the British Breakthrough Act and is honouring the Best British Single, ‘Pass Out’ which punched the number one hot spot in UK charts for most of March 2010. Tempah’s track knocked down the X Factor contestants, Olly Murs, Alexandra Burke, Matt Cardle, judge and ‘world-class’ act Cheryl Cole, amongst a few high flying acts such as, The Wanted, Florence and The Machine, Taio Cruz, Scouting for Girls and the stunning Plan B.
For some reason I’ve carried a prejudice for Jessie J since she’s hit the charts in the past couple of months. Maybe it’s due to the poor lyrical quality of ‘Do it like a dude’ and ‘Price Tag’ or perhaps the way she carries herself in music videos? So when she was awarded the Critic Choice award, I was a bit let down. However, her sensitive driven acceptance speech, has led me to change my mind on her a little.

I don’t think any big night in music could go by without a mention of…you guessed it, the teen heart throb, Justin Bieber. As usual he was made a fuss of by many, even Fearne Cotton gave him a shout out, the budding ‘self-taught’ musician, who has recently bought out a film? He walked away with a Brit Award for International Breakthrough Act. It was presented by fellow Canadian, Avril Lavigne, so brace yourself as I bet she’s going to release some more Canadian cheese later on this year too. Despite being nominated for three awards, English folk rock band, Mumford and Sons walked away with the British Album of the Year. Which the award would have been better to be grasped in the hands of The xx or Plan B who actually show versatility in their persona.
As per, I braced myself before Rihanna took centre stage, flooding onto stage in a lovely, red number, I was stunned that she was actually wearing clothes?! But you know, I jinxed myself as she stripped down into a revealing lacy leotard as she executed the rest of her pastiche off her latest
Loud album – including the highly scandalised ‘S&M’. Rihanna has been suffering from laryngitis and bronchitis prior to the Brits, so it was a great accomplishment for her to embrace her voice during her performance. It was very predictable when she was flattered with The International Female Solo Artist – to which she screamed, “I’m the only girl in the world!” which exposes that her vast fame and talent has more than likely gone to her head – doesn’t really surprise you though does it?
A collaboration of tonight’s International Male Artist winner Cee Lo Green and Paloma Faith climaxed the Brit Awards with a red-hot rendition of ‘Forget You’. An unexpected, bizarre combination of artists to close the ceremony – but the performance seemed to transfix the crowd by the hyped up performance of a track which seems to be played everywhere.
A few things The Brit Awards 2011 has taught us is that grime is on the rise and in order to be a breakthrough female act you have to dance around seductively and sing about sex. Oh, and Justin Beiber is a little bitch, end.
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